heard any good ones lately?

This is a thread for any jokes that might give the forum members a chuckle......of course, they must be "tasteful"....nothing "off color" ........a cloistered monestary, where speech was forbidden, allowed one monk to speak every year. The monsiegnior said "Brother Francis, you may speak"   He replied "the oatmeal is lumpy" The next year"Brother Thomas, you may speak"  He replied " the oatmeal is lumpy" The next year" Brother Ryan, you may speak"  He replied " I`m leaving the order" " But brother Ryan...WHY?"   "I can`t stand this constant bickering over the oatmeal"

I've got one!

Why were the singers locked out of their dressing room?



They missed the key change!

A man is walking on a sidewalk and sees a small frog, so he picks it up.  The frog says, "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess."  The man starts to put the frog in his pocket and the frog asks why he doesn't kiss him.
The man says, "I'm 85 and would rather have a talking frog."